Undercity Wonders

Race:  Nurgle
Coach:  Gregor the Black
Description
Gregor desperately searched for the cure - but would find none. Rejected, he found refuge in the poorest of districts.

At night he could hear the screams of the dying. He also heard the chitters and chortles of something different altogether. One night, he followed these sounds into the darkness. As he crept through the damp and dark, he sensed something behind him. Gregor whirled around to witness a being that he had only heard of in the worst of stories - a tallyman of the Old Gods. In his insane state, he smiled. He had found a new player.

 
Undercity Wonders team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Feb. 18th, 2018
Gulch has Nine Lives
Well, that was interesting. In their fifth match-up of the season, the Wonders took on the mean-looking Consortium of Ogres. As stupid as ogres normally are, the match ended up being fairly even.

More casualties were seen in this match than the Wonders have dealt with before, but more were expected given the small and “squishy” nature of the annoying snotlings. They managed to hop around and avoid any serious injuries for the most part. Perhaps the biggest surprise was the near-disastrous injuries suffered by emerging fan-favourite Gulch.

In the first half, ogre Zurok managed to dodge and blitz away from a group of Wonders players and chase down Gulch. The punch thrown by the ogre crushed the decayed pestigor’s skull and left the beastman twitching on the field. The worst was assumed, but by the grace of Nurgle, Gulch regained consciousness and was able to get himself onto the bench.

The second half had Gulch thrown into the crowd with rabid fans nearly causing his demise a second time.

The match ended in a 0-0 tie, as neither side was able to score. Both of Gulch’s injuries occurred with less than 10 yards between him and the end zone. The ogre’s best shot at a score was snuffed at the end of the second half when Kriut the ogre killed Triag the snotling while trying to launch him down the field with the ball.

It was a fun game, but the Wonders are desperate for a win.

- Snotty Rotpen, Wonder beat reporter, Underworld Weekly
- Gregor the Black
 
 
Feb. 11th, 2018
Wonders Score First Touchdown
A good week for the Wonders has come to an end. Two games, and while they were only a loss and a tie, the players appear to be getting better and are clearly making adjustments. Clearly, the coach has to be happy.

"These pansies need to get their arse in gear," growled Gregor to the media after the match as he stormed into the locker room.

Earlier this week the Wonder dropped a game 1-0 against the Prarie Prowlers. They managed to actually hurt an opposing player, with the Bloater Slort breaking the ribs of a lineman. The human has since retired.

Yesterday, the Wonder scored their first touchdown against a very experienced Orc squad, The Eye. The match ended with a 1-1 tie, and thankfully no one on the Wonder roster died. They managed to slip in a kick under the referees watchful gaze that did hurt a Black Orc. Gregor was seen with his first smile all season on the sideline whilst the Orc was dragged off by teammates.

The fanfare is growing around this team. Expectations are low, but they will be very happy to see their first win (or kill).

- Snotty Rotpen, Wonder beat reporter, Underworld Weekly
- Gregor the Black
 
 
Feb. 7th, 2018
Dark Elves Fumble Game-Winner
What a match that was. Last night, the Undercity Wonders played against the skilled veteran squad, the Midnight Madness. The game ended in a tie, but was nonetheless exciting start to finish. The Wonders showed real promise in a fight, and were rewarded through several key turnovers.

The most exciting moment of the game occurred in the dying seconds of the second half. Alone, Slort the Bloater approached the grounded ball on his own goal line. The Madness's Assassin managed to get past him to grab the ball, but clumsily fumbled it into the end-zone to fail for the game winning goal. The Bloater managed to somehow grab the ball and completed a pass to a teammate as time expired to save the 0-0 tie.

More fans did come for the Wonders this time, and it appears likely that this will improve for their next match. As their experience grows, this team is surely getting more exciting.

A real defensive juggernaut could be developing here.

- Snotty Rotpen, Wonder beat reporter, Underworld Weekly
- Gregor the Black
 
 
Feb. 5th, 2018
Poor Performance Follows Poor Attendance
Last weeks match against the Khemri Bad Mother Bashers was nothing worth remembering for players or fans of the Undercity Wonders. You could say that the fandom of the team is reflective of their showing thus far, but at least their coach is "positive".

"If this doesn't motivate them, I don't know what will," a frustrated Gregor mumbled to reporters after the game.

There weren't many fans out to see the 2-0 loss to the Bashers. Not one skeleton got hurt while the Wonders repeatedly lost the ball and failed to score.

Honestly, a team of rookies is not likely to do well in this league of veterans at the start. If they don't die first, they will need any experience they can get. Wins will come eventually.

Speaking of death - the Wonders lost one of their own in the match. Scabby the Rotter lost his head (literally) to a fairly skilled Khemri Blitzer. We'll see who ends up taking his place after the next match.

Next up - the vaunted Midnight Madness. We'll see if they get their schemes in order and can take them down. Rumor has it there may be a Star Player in the works for a short term deal on the team...

- Snotty Rotpen, Wonder beat reporter, Underworld Weekly
- Gregor the Black
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
none
Playing in:
'18 FlatlandCup
Trophies won:
none



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