Undercity Wonders

Race:  Nurgle
Coach:  Gregor the Black
Description
Gregor desperately searched for the cure - but would find none. Rejected, he found refuge in the poorest of districts.

At night he could hear the screams of the dying. He also heard the chitters and chortles of something different altogether. One night, he followed these sounds into the darkness. As he crept through the damp and dark, he sensed something behind him. Gregor whirled around to witness a being that he had only heard of in the worst of stories - a tallyman of the Old Gods. In his insane state, he smiled. He had found a new player.

 
Undercity Wonders team badge
Bulletin board from the coach
Apr. 20th, 2018 - NEW !!!
Sports Reporter Meets Demise
Snotty Rotpen, a sports beat writer for the local Underworld Weekly, has been presumed dead after an alleged confrontation with Blood Bowl team owner and coach, Gregor the Black.

Rotpen was said to be pestering Gregor about his team, the Undercity Wonders, and missing the playoffs. Gregor was seen crushing Snotty's skull with his fist and dragging the body away.

Charges have not been laid, as no witnesses have made official testimony and, frankly, no one cares.
- Gregor the Black
 
 
Mar. 28th, 2018
Wonders' Fists and Armour Made of Cheese
Well, at least Plort killed a guy.

In all seriousness, five different Wonders players ended up off the pitch at some point for various circumstances. Those creepy Wolftown Royals brought their 'A' game in a 2-0 loss for the Nurgle squad.

Gulch, who has become a fan favourite for the team, had trouble getting any good blocking in front while handling the ball and could not maintain possession. He ended up off the field for the second half with busted ribs after a collision with the werewolf, Twitch Razortooth. Thankfully, that was all that happened to the budding star.

Often playing short players, the Wonders struggled from the start. Excellent ball movement by the Royals and poor positioning by the Nurgle team resulted in two scores.

Plort ended up venting all the frustration into the face of the zombie known as Kris P Bacon. A shattered skull does little to keep you alive. It appears this was his second team, after being killed by the Royals whilst he played for the local vampire team. What a career.

The Wonders are looking less likely to make the playoffs now. Do you believe in miracles?

- Snotty Rotpen, Wonder beat reporter, Underworld Weekly
- Gregor the Black
 
 
Mar. 21st, 2018
Unnatural Selections Bring the Pain
Holy smokes - what a disaster.

The Unnatural Selections - a local Chaos Renegade squad and defending league champions - absolutely steamrolled the Wonders to a final score of 2-0.

From kickoff to the end of the game, the Wonders looked a bit lost and got pummeled to the point of embarrassment. SEVEN players on the Nurgle squad were injured during the game. SEVEN!

Not much else to say except that the Wonders will need some serious luck to make the playoffs now.

PS - If you're one of those sadistic people that want highlights, refer to section two of this week's "Chaos Today".

- Snotty Rotpen, Wonder beat reporter, Underworld Weekly
- Gregor the Black
 
 
Mar. 15th, 2018
Postseason Approaching
The postseason approaches and the Wonders are a point out of contention. Yet, they don't have any games scheduled?

"Other teams don't want to risk losing anyone or their playoff spot," coach and owner Gregor the Black growled in his most recent media scrum.

It is worth wondering - are these other teams avoiding fisticuffs with this squad?

- Snotty Rotpen, Wonder beat reporter, Underworld Weekly
- Gregor the Black
 
 
 
Tournaments played:
none
Playing in:
'18 FlatlandCup
Trophies won:
none



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